theindecisive-rph: GET YOUR ANDREW GARFIELD HATE OUT OF THE TAGS. NAO. You do not talk shit about my baby in his own tag.
Keanu Reeves is a Immortal →
Now, look at this: That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922. His body never was found. Then, look at this: An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino. Compare them: He’s a motherfucking immortal His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530
Me finding out about Adele's baby
Me: *sees post on tumblr about Adele being pregnant*
Me: Since when?
Tumbr: 7654 notes ago.
Me: *googles it*
Google: *2 hours ago* Breaking News Adele Pregnant With First Child.
Me: Only two hours ago?
Me: I wish my posts got notes as fast as Adele's unborn child.