capitalvice: ruffaloon: omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died #more dramatic than romeo and juliet
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paulwelsey: clarywailand: viserionofhousetargaryen: OK HOW IS HE TURNING 23 SOMEONE EXPLAIN THAT TO ME i want him in my room but he looks 12 but he’s not he cant be older than me , what omgg thats not possible what the fuck
mattfrombusted: sansatyrell: why was no one ever alarmed that sharpay and ryan sang love songs to each other i think kelsey was
mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn